Went to a lovely dinner / cocktail party last night. As the mulled wine flowed and we ate delicious treats like sauerkraut meatballs -- yum -- we talked about the economy. How do we keep our heads above water? Living in a middle class section of a town nestled on Long Island's Gold Coast, we talked about driving around drooling over McMansions within the surrounding neighborhoods up North. I often wonder what do these people do for a living to afford that gorgeous home. Our friend Dennis came up with an interesting concept. Drum Roll....ta da....
Dennis Day.
Just once a year everyone should be required to hang a shingle on their front lawn:
I'm a screenplay writer! Model! Director of Hedge Funds! Playboy--Inherited it ALL! Slept my way to the top! Doctor! I have a Sugar Daddy!
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